Kevin's Bio

Overview

Kevin is a key figure in the Gorgeous George saga - Awful Co host, unfunny loser, manipulator of retarded women and very questionable around other peoples children. His reputation is built on his narcissistic need to be the center of attention, questionable behavior and his insufferable daily Facebook posts.

Fast Facts

• Role: Co-host of the untrademarked Gorgeous George Show
• Known For: Being incredibly annoying
• Affiliation: Terrible friend
• Signature Move: Comparing anyone he doesn't like to Nazi's, serial killers and high school gym teachers
• Status: Coward

Bio

Kevin Kravitz is a Richmond-based Facebook fixture whose online presence reads like a hostage situation involving bad jokes, misplaced confidence, and an unearned sense of intellectual authority. He posts with the urgency of a man who genuinely believes the world is waiting to hear his thoughts on pizza, fried chicken, and whatever political buzzword wandered into his feed that morning

Kevin’s humor operates on the assumption that declaring a joke funny is the same as actually being funny. Every post arrives pre-laughed, padded with quotation marks, capital letters, and a desperate “lol,” as if repetition might eventually bludgeon amusement into existence. His analogies stretch reality to the breaking point—dragging Van Gogh, fascism, Walmart, or celebrities into comparisons so incoherent they feel less like insight and more like mental static.

He styles himself as a fearless truth-teller while recycling the most aggressively mediocre opinions imaginable, mistaking contrarianism for courage and confusion for depth. Kevin scolds strangers, lectures teenagers, mocks entire groups, and congratulates himself all in the same breath—usually without realizing he’s arguing against a version of the world that exists only in his own head.

Visually, Kevin alternates between stiffly overdressed and embarrassingly cartoonish, projecting the energy of a man who believes presentation equals substance. His confidence is absolute, his self-awareness nonexistent, and his comedic instincts frozen in amber somewhere around the early Facebook era.

Kevin Kravitz is not a misunderstood satirist, commentator, or provocateur. He is the final form of Facebook Brain: loudly certain, chronically unfunny, and endlessly convinced that this next post—this one—will finally prove he was right all along.

Keep a close eye on your children when Kevin is around... You've been warned!